*** YOU'RE A MEAN ONE, MR. GRINCH - CHORDS ***

INTRO:  Am   Dm   Am   Dm   Am   Dm   E

         Am       Dm     G           Am     D     E
You’re a mean one,   Mr. Grinch, you really are a heel
          Am          Dm                 G              C
You’re as cuddly as a cactus,  you’re as charming as an eel
F        E
Mr. Gr - i - nch
Am  Dm  Am  Dm  Am  Dm  E
Silence-  You’re a bad banana with a greasy black peel
(Same chords for all verses)
You’re a monster, Mister Grinch, your heart’s an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you’ve got garlic in your soul
Mr. Grinch - (silence) I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine and-a-half foot pole
Am  Dm  Am  Dm  Am  Dm  E
You’re a foul one, Mister Grinch, you’re a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk
Mr. Grinch - (silence) The three words that describe you best are as follows
Dm      E      Am
And I quote- Stink,  stank, stunk!

You’re a vile one, Mr. Grinch, you have termites in you r smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile
Mr. Grinch - (silence) Given the choice between the two of you I’d take
The seasick crocodile       Am  Dm  Am  Dm  Am  Dm  E

You’re a rotter Mr. Grinch, you’re the king of sinful sots
Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots
Mr. Grinch - (silence) your soul is an appalling dump-heap, overflowing
With the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable-
E              Am    Dm  Am  Dm  Am  Dm  E
Mangled up, in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch, with a nauseaus super ????
You’re a crooked jerky jockey and you drive a crooked horse
Mister Grinch - (Silence) You’re a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool
Am      Dm      Am  Dm  Am  Dm  Am  E  Am
Sandwich with arsenic sauce.

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